The rich and famous' new method to looking young, 'Foreskin Facials'

nsfw 18/05/2018

You're damn right we said "foreskin facials".

The latest incredibly weird fad that celebrities are indulging in in order to keep themselves looking 20 years younger, is a very unconventional facial.

Let ol' Sandra Bullock explain:

You hear that? KOREAN BABY FORESKINS.

Not just any ol' foreskins... Korean baby ones.

The "penis facial" is a f*cked new beauty treatment the rich and ridiuclous are spending their cash on. $650 kinda cash.

Sandra is not the only punter to get into this, she even convinced Cate Blanchett to give it a hoon. Cate said this to Vogue,

Sandy Bullock and I saw this facialist in New York, Georgia Louise, and she gives what we call the penis facial and it’s something – I don’t know what it is, or whether it’s just cause it smells a bit like sperm – there’s some enzyme in it so Sandy refers to it as the penis facial.

Okay. This is so bizarre. All we want to know is, why? How? Just... What the actual f*ck?! We're really speechless right now and just don't know what to do with this newfound information.