'Two in the Pink, One in the Stink'

Breakfast 06/06/2017

Every Monday Tammy channel's his creative writing skills into helping our listeners deal with their 'Morning Wood' by providing a new pornographic story every week...

This morning Tammy came in with a fresh script called 'Two in the Pink, One in the Stink.'

For the first time this shit got so graphic Clint had to pull the handbreak, and we only read the first page on air.

The second page is not just graphic, it's disgusting.

Tammy was pretty crushed the story didn't make the cut, and you guys were thirsty on the text machine  to hear the end. So perhaps against our better judgment, we've included the full, uncensored script below. 

Enjoy? We guess?