15 things you can say during sex or at a funeral

sex 07/07/2017

1. "I'm sorry, were you close?"

2. "It's so unbelivably hard."

3. "I'm terribly sorry that it was so sudden."

4. "I cried as soon as I came."

5. "Are you inside yet?"

6. "OMG I didn't know it was going to be this BIG!"

7. "It will get better given time."

8. "It was the second stroke that did it..."

9. "Lovely spread"

10. "I thought he'd last longer."

11. "That ended really quickly."

12. "That was an amazing service."

13. Thanks for coming.

14. "I bet your dad's watching us with a bit smile on his face."

15. "I don't know half the people here."