Bring back fidget spinners, we ain't here for this new pimple popping toy

News 09/02/2018

We all know those pimple popping videos. And we know that you either hoon them or hate them. Well, if you love them, you're in luck - and also fucking rank.

A couple from the US, Billy and Summer Pierce, have decided to take advantage of the Internet's obsession with watching pimples popping videos and have created the 'Pop it Pal' - a silicone slab with a hefty 15 'pimples' which you can squeeze 'pus' out of.

And it's been an overnight success. There are even calls to make a blackhead version.

I mean, go Billy and Summer, but how fucked are we that this is a legit thing?