Your arsehole mate Sam is getting free Uber rides, lucky prick

Uber 20/06/2017

Uber is offering $20 ubers for a week from the 3rd-9th of July, to anyone named Sam. Be it Samantha, Samson, Samuel, Sammi... whatever. 

FOR A GOD DAMN WEEK. That's $140 worth of Uber up for grabs. Just for being called SAM.

While the rest of us less-commonly named turds can just keep catching the bus. And continue running 30 minutes late for work, whilst getting trapped next to that suit with the bad BO or that old lady who seem's real sweet, but Margaret, buses are not for talking about your grandkid Jenny's ballet recital, they're for sitting down in awkward silence and hating on your poverty (and those pricks called Sam who are riding Ubers). 

It's not like they've ever had Siri refuse to recognize their name as a word.

Oh wow, yeah of course. Uber you're so right. Sam's don't have it easy already now do they? 

It's not like they've ever had Siri refuse to recognize their name as a word.

Or gone on a date and had someone mispronounce their name seven times. 

Or had someone wish them a happy birthday on Facebook and somehow still spell their name wrong. 

Or tried to hand in a term paper but have Microsoft Word repeatedly red lining their name.

Or had Coke launch their super cute name campaign and just being like... cool, cool, cool...

YEAH. TOTALLY. GO YOU SAM. Take your $20 Uber. YOU DESERVE IT.

Those of us with names less common, LESS PLEB, are fine. We're totally fine.   


#totallyfine

#fucksam