DIRTY POLITICS: Our top 5 naughtiest politicians
Theresa May is in the final leg of her campaign to be the British Prime Minister.
Yesterday, she was asked what's the "naughtiest" thing she's done, to which she admitted to running through "fields of wheat."
If this is true, and this is truly the naughtiest thing she's done, our politician's are gaaaaaaangster.
So, without futher ado, here's our of the top 5 naughtiest NZ politicians.
5. SHANE JONES
IN 2010 SHANE JONES ADMITTED TO RENTING PORNGRAPHIC MOVIES IN A HOTEL ROOM USING TAX PAYERS MONEY.
Shane Jones also admitted that he had once chartered a plane and put it on his credit card but said he did so only after bad weather forced him to change his plans for getting from Kaitaia to Tauranga for a speaking engagement.
4. DOVER SAMUELS
In 2005, Dover was involved in a controversy following a late-night incident in which he publicly urinated in a hallway within Auckland's Heritage hotel after a labour part fundraiser.
Dover, 60 at the time, claimed it was due to a prostate problem, and not because he’d been heartily sinking piss all night.
3. JOHN KEY
Coming in in third place, JK is not nominated for his implication in the Panama papers, or for being the first man to spend $26million dollars not changing a flag, but for his penchant for pulling ponytails in public. Ol’ tugger Key became famous around the world for having a toot on the tail of young females.
2. COLIN CRAIG
Where do we begin with the married man who wrote some of the creepiest poetry of all time to his press secretary, and then sued her! I think we will let this quote speak for itself.
“MAGIC HANDS DOWN YOUR PANTIES”
1. DOWN TOWN LEN BROWN
Finally, the man who desecrated a sacred space with a woman named Bevan, and was exposed by an italian by the name of Luigi Wewegi.
Len Brown. The Auckland Mayor who sent cheap lingerie and and seedy txts to his mistress and was ultimately busted boning in the Ngati Whatua room by a security gaurd - pants down! - you are our #1 Naughty Politician