Stoners rejoice, study of 27,000 people finds the greatest munchie food of all time

Breakfast 05/10/2017


***DISCLAIMER*** DAN AUX IS NOT STONED IN THE ABOVE PHOTO HE JUST REALLY LIKES WICKED WINGS.

While imminent threats of nuclear war loom over all of humanity, and climate change is getting very real, America has their priorities in order:

WHAT IS THE GREATEST FOOD TO CONSUME WHILST STONED?

Big question. 

Alright, it's not on the entirety of America, just the stoned half that's interested in this. But the findings were pretty WILD. 

Surveying 27,000 adults in 25 different US markets, Green Market Report and Consumer Research Around Cannabis found that a whopping 43 percent of people who legally purchase that sticky icky shit cure the common symtom of getting blazed out of your mind known as "munchies", by swinging past ye old McD's.

McNuggies and nuggies. It's a beautiful combo. But is it the "greatest" or is it just the most common based on the sheer amount of locations? 

Big, big questions.

The study found Taco Bell took out second place, Wendy’s was third, Burger King fourth, and Subway fifth. KFC, Arby’s, Chick-fil-A, Jack in the Box, and Carl’s Jr. also made the list.

So George Breakfast thought why not put the call out to our Kiwi blazers? See if we were on par with our Americans.  

And based on the response from the text machine... it's Wicked Wings that take out that top spot of "shit I eat when I'm fucking blazed." 

Honourable mentions:


The lad who taught us how to cheat Burger King: "Coupon L and N. 2x BBQ bacon double cheese, tender crisp, 2x fries and a frozen coke all under 12 buk"

Whoever text in: "Carl’s Jnr then some sex chur."

And Hershey's Cookie Pie at Pizza Hut from George office member who would like to remain unnamed.