Hastings man caught selling viagra faces hard time

Breakfast 31/07/2017

A 27-year-old Hastings man has been caught hocking viagra on the street.

He faced 6 months in prison and a $40,000 fine, but the judge decided to "go soft on him."

Hey mate, got some weed, got some eckies, got some dick pills.


George Breakfast discussed how the pills retails from $9.80 to $11.50 - that is, if you go to the doctor insted of a Hastings drug dealer. 

So, real talk, where did the dero find his market? Who are the people who need to buy viagra on the street instead of just going to the doctor? 

"Hey mate, got some weed, got some eckies, got some dick pills."

"When the cops caught him, did he have a concealed weapon on him? Was it locked and loaded?" 

Tammy Davis on the punnies.

"He actually did get done for an offensive weapon. It says in the article here, he got done for resisting police and possession of me - oh, he had meth."

On to it Clint. 

He ended up with 12 months supervision, and a 100 hours community service, plus he had $65,000 confiscated from his home. 

Meanwhile, in the Bay of Plenty avocado crisis, thieves are facing 10 year prison sentences. 

2017, what a time to be alive.