The ideal length of time to have sex, revealed

Breakfast 12/06/2017

National Sex Day's just gone by.

Held on 9th of June every year, cause 6/9... geddit?

No?

6/9 is a date but also a really fun way to both give and receive head. 

Ayeeeee.  Punny pun pun National Sex Day. 

30 minutes was declared the optimum length for sex.

Sooooo, did you get laid on National Sex Day? Did you do anything special? And if so, how long did you do it for?  

Why do we ask? Well, in celebration of the annual event, a survey was conducted to find out how long most people like to spend in the bedroom.

The results were averaged out and 30 minutes was declared the optimum length for sex.

Which makes you question that whole mentality that the longer you can bone for, the manlier/better in bed you are? Maybe that's all shit...

Look, it's like a game of tennis, however long you need to get the job done. 


Even though 30 was declared the ideal, sex for most couples lasted 19 minutes. Broken down into 10 minutes of forplay, 9 minutes of proper thrusting. 

Also, 31% of respondents said they'd settle for quickies too, as they often failed to make time for pound town in their busy lives.

What do you reckon? Are you like Clint's friend who reckon it's selfish if you bone for anything less than 3 hours (wow, that's some stamina...)?

Are you about them 20 minute tantric orgasms?

Or are you like Tammy and want to get it all done and dusted in 10-15?

If it's a raging two minutes, then jeez, it's two minutes worth, right?

Wise words from Clint Roberts: "Look, it's like a game of tennis, however long you need to get the job done." 

Tammy piped in: "Yeah, if it's a raging two minutes. The jeez, it's two minutes worth, right?"

"Keep telling yourself that buddy."

Well played, Kara.

Tell us your ideal length below.