The best reaction to loud neighbour sex of all time

sex 10/11/2017

After one neighbour grew so frustrated with a couple in a nearby apartment constantly rooting so loudly - the sound echoed throughout their apartment all day and night and the lady's screams of pleasure were comparable to that of a murder - they decided to leave an anonymous neighbourly note, which has since gone viral... and for good reason, it's fucking hilarious.

The note congratulated the couple for having a super active sex life, 

"But from one sexually active neighbour to another here's some advice on how to keep the rest of us out of your apartment."  

Let your man know he's doing a good job without it sounding like zombies are invading your apartment.

For the woman, the note acknowledged: "moans are nice. they'e sensual yet animalistic; romantic yet carnal", then suggested perhaps she try deep sighs because they: "let your man know he's doing a good job without it sounding like zombies are invading your apartment."  


Not to leave the man out, the note added:

"To the man: your woman is aggressively loud and probably faking it. FINISH HER."  

Slow claps for this stand-out neighbour. Absolute gold.