Video: Defined Lines - "Blurred Lines" Feminist Parody

02/09/2013

The Law Revue girls from Auckland University want to define those supposedly "blurred lines".

Watch the original Robin Thicke - "Blurred Lines" here.

The video has recently been removed from YouTube, luckily George FM was sent this exclusive copy!

LYRICS

Every bigot shut up (x 2)

Hey hey hey (x 3)

Boy you'd better quit all your sexist ways

So hear our manifesto of the modern age.

It's time to undermine

The masculine confines

Coz we don't wanna grind,

Gri-ii-iind.

You think that you're so slick,

Let me emasculate ya!

Because your precious dick

Can't beat my vibrator.

We're feelin' the frustration

From all the exploitation.

Prepare for your castration.

(Chorus)

So we can fuck this man's world,

With all its bullshit,

Girls don't deserve it.

We ain't good girls:

We are scholastic,

Smart and sarcastic,

Not fucking plastic.

Listen mankind!

If you wanna get nasty,

Just don't harass me:

You can't just grab me.

That's a sex crime!

Yeah we don't want it -

It's chauvinistic.

You're such a bigot!

What you see on tv

Doesn't speak equality,

It's straight up misogyny.

Don't want you to come on my face!

You think you're hunky (hey hey hey)

You wanna hug me (hey hey hey)

Don't you mean fuck me?

One thing I ask of you:

Don't assume that we all just wanna screw.

Gotta respect me for me to be your boo.

We don't want no scrubs, no we don't approve.

Need a universal role reversal,

In real life not a dress rehearsal.

Gotta resist all the gender roles,

Time to put misogyny on parole,

Put exploitation on probation,

Time for you to witness our liberation!

There's more to life than penetration,

And sexual discrimination.

So tonight we ignite our civil rights,

Resist chauvinism,

Win the fight,

Coz you're livin large just like a montage

Of you and your friends actin' out Entourage.

But we ain't whores to do your household chores,

To make you a sandwich when we're on all fours.

From history to herstory.

Know you got some opinions that we don't agree.

Need to call my sister Joan of A-R-C,

Bake a feminist cake, Antoinette Marie.

Yeah, guys, we got spies,

Know all you wanna do is fertilise,

But avert your eyes from my thighs,

Never tell a bitch that she gotta drop a size.

You wanna box gap? Show me your six pack.

Wanna landing strip? You'd better get ripped.

I apologise if you think my lines are crass,

Tell me how it feels to get verbally harassed.

(Chorus)

So we can fuck this man's world,

With all its bullshit,

Girls don't deserve it.

We ain't good girls:

We are scholastic,

Smart and sarcastic,

Not fucking plastic.

Listen mankind!

If you wanna get nasty,

Just don't harass me:

You can't just grab me.

That's a sex crime!

Yeah we don't want it -

It's chauvinistic.

You're such a bigot!