Massive search for lost man on LSD at Disneyland Paris last week

funny shit 27/09/2019

What better place to take mind altering drugs than the happiest place on earth: Disneyland?

A 32-year-old Swiss man visiting Disneyland Paris last week decided to make his experience just that little bit happier by taking LSD with his girlfriend.

His girlfriend told authorities she saw him fall into Adventureland Lake and he didn't surface, so she feared the worst. 

A huge search party was then conducted, with 130 people: 30 firefighters, 10 divers, 10 policeman, 80 Disneyland employees and a helicopter with thermal imaging. 

The man was thankfully found alive at 1am after a long search, a mile away from the park, naked, covered in scratches and with no memory of what happened. 

"At first I was worried and then I saw that he was lost," said the man who found him. "He did not speak French. I think it’s a German Swiss. We spoke in English. He told me that he had made a bet with friends, that he had taken LSD and that his girlfriend had to worry. I offered to call him but he did not remember his number. He had scratches on his legs and arms. He did not remember anything."

The Swiss man and his girlfriend were detained by the local police for narcotics use and released Saturday afternoon.

What an amazing holiday yarn. We're sure he'll be telling this one for years to come.