This chick's NSFW Xmas light display caused outrage with neighbours

funny shit 13/12/2019

What screams Christmas spirit more than a giant sparkling cock and balls? 

A US woman has pissed off her neighbours by decorating her house for Chrissy this year with a big penis shapped out of Christmas lights on her roof. 

Shelby Gash's neighbour, local resident Marcelo Vergara commented on the light display saying:

"Well, it looks like a penis. A giant lit-up penis. Well, it's certainly a statement. I don't know to what but probably not appropriate for the neighbourhood,"

Explaining what gave her the inspiration for the unique light display, Gash said: "The neighbourhood's kind of like vibe's kind of gone down because everyone's kind of uptight. So it's more of a, kind of, orneriness." (Stubborness, for those who can't be f'ed picking up a dictionary). 

Obviously the only thing to pick up the vibe is glowing genitalia. That always does the trick. Honestly though, it could have been a LOT worse, surely the neighbours have other things to worry about. 

Gash isn't the only one to have gone for a less traditional Christmas light display this year though: Christian Roach from Wales also put up some cheeky decorations, but his had more purpose than just to up the vibe.

Roach recently beat testicular cancer, so he decided to use 750 fairy lights to spell out 'Check Yr Nuts' in front of his home to encourage guys to be a bit more aware about getting themselves checked. 

"I had cancer at Christmas last year but I had no idea. I knew something was wrong and couldn't properly enjoy Christmas. I am normally very bubbly but my mates and the family said I seemed off,"

"I tried to put on a brave face but people did say I didn't seem like myself. The message with the lights is massive and really important to me. We trim up with lights every year and I just said this as a joke at first. But Nicola loved the idea and we ran with it. The street is glowing up now it is,"

"I knew very little about cancer and stuff before but it's so important to catch it early. If you do there is a good chance it can be sorted. I know it's not nice going to the doctors and pulling out your private parts but it has got to be done. If the lights can help just one man then it has worked."

Now that's the Chrissy spirit.