Soccer player banned five years after biting opponent on the dick

funny shit 20/02/2020

An amateur soccer player in France has been handed a five year ban after biting an opposing player’s penis. He chomped down with so much force that the poor guy needed multiple stitches and a trip to the hospital.

The Soetrich player, so far unnamed, got into a post-match rumble in the parking lot after playing rival side Terville. The Soetrich player reportedly took the fight off the pitch, confronted an opponent and bit his penis.

The bite resulted in 10 stitches. The worst part is that the guy who was bitten had allegedly stepped in to try and break up the fight after it had started on the pitch earlier.

The poor bugger who got bitten was banned from playing for six months for his role in the fight. How unlucky can a guy get.