The most fucking kiwi car ad we've ever seen!

This good c*nt in Palmerston North has tried to sell off his old 1996 Holden Berlina to any eager buyers on Facebook.

The ad who launched on his account is possibly the most honest thing you'll ever read, with "an air horn attached" and "aux heady Pioneer speakers" being the only real positives.

"Other than things needing done it's a mint car," is a hopeful staement for this rough looking whip. 

And if you don't have a bike or greenery to swap, you can cop it for a fair $900.

Can't blame a man for trying, and props to him for putting some mahi into that honest ad.