'Butt sunning' is the latest health ritual taking over social media

funny shit 27/11/2019

Social media has lost its shit after a woman claimed 'butt sunning' gives her 'surges of energy', better sleep and 'so much creativity flowing through life.' 

California woman Meagan shared a pic on her Instagram practicing 'perineum sunning', where she basically points her parts at the sun as part of her 'daily rising routine'.    

The self-proclaimed healer argued that 30 seconds of sunning is equivalent to spending a day in fully-clothed. 

The internet of course went crazy, with one tweet absolutely taking off, which reads: 'People out here butt-chugging sunlight.'

Meagan argued that perineum sunning has plenty of health benefits, and reckons the technique has been around for ages as 'an ancient Taoist practice'. So basically the key to life is getting your butt some Vitamin D.

She added: 'This is truly more energizing than slamming cups of coffee and is a great alternative to consuming neurotoxic coffee and caffeine that can disrupt your adrenal gland health.'

So maybe give up the coffees and get your kit off!

The comments on the post are pretty much as expected, with one user writing: 'Can someone please pass on to me the study showing that 30 seconds of butthole sunlight is equal to an entire day of non-butthole sunlight? Is this what my cat has been studying its entire life?'

Another wrote: 'I feel this would negatively impact my relationship with my neighbours.'

And another summed things up perfectly with 'Okay that's enough Internet for this decade.'

Yeah, pretty much.