Every pineapple just breathed a massive sigh of relief.
A new 'Kiwi Pizza' has assumed the mantle of the worst of all time, and we can't help but agree.
A tourist in Denmark took to social media to post about his discovery, calling it "an unholy abomination".
The pizza boasts a whopping 27 pieces of kiwifruit, tomato paste base and classic pizza dough.
Plenty of Kiwis have responded to the atrocity, and they haven't held back:
"Congratulations Denmark you ruined pizza," one person said.
"This makes me unreasonably angry," another wrote.
One outraged pizza lover added: "Everyone talks crap about pineapple. But THIS is wrong on soooooo many levels I've lost count."
"Every day we stray further from what Italians consider a pizza."
But not everyone has opposed the idea, with a number of Kiwis willing to give the creation a fair crack.
"I could almost taste the combined flavours of the cheese and kiwi— its saltiness and its sweetness and tartness respectively. Like it could be a good flavour combination much like that of cheese and grapes or berries," one explained.
Another added: "Yeah I'm curious if it would taste as how I am imagining it, which isn't too terrible, I suppose."
We want to say don't knock it til' you try it, but to be honest we wouldn't touch a Kiwifruit pizza with a ten foot pole.