Jacinda Ardern gifted Prince Harry and Meghan Markle a Shapeshifter CD and we're losing it

News 29/10/2018

Not a headline we're sure you ever thought you'd read.

Upon the iconic royal visit to New Zealand by newly weds Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, the news has been filled with their every move around the country.

The only news we really give a shit about though is the fact that our incredibly cool Prime Minister, Jacinda Ardern, gave Prince Harry a Shapeshifter CD as a part of their welcoming gift. YES CINDY!!!!

The album he was graced with was, The System is a Vampire, which Ardern stated she chose because of the track "Dutchies" which features on it. And the fact that it's a fucking good album.

Dutchies? Duke and Duchess of Sussex? Get it? Yeah, classic gag from Cindy!

What makes this even more hilarious is that we're pretty sure Dutchies is slang for a joint... LOL (correct us if we're wrong).

But hey, we're just glad to see Shapeshifter getting the royal recognition they deserve!