Shannon Noll, the unspoken hero of our generation and the second place loser of 2003's Australian Idol (to Guy Sebastian), has come second once again in a reality TV show.
We bet he never thought he'd be robbed of a title ever again on Australian television, but it's happened... Noll came second is Aussie's most recent season of 'I'm A Celebrity'.
The poor bastard has been caught in another gut-wrenchingly unfair situation. This calls for an encore of our favourite early 2000s ballad.