One lad experienced a real nightmare of a situation after a massive snake came out of the toilet bowl looking for a feed.
Thai man Thanat Tangtewanon was minding his own business when he went to use the porcelain throne at home, completely unaware it was already occupied by a 12-foot python.
According to TMZ, Tangtewanon gave a toilet a good flush first, just in case any unwanted surprises were lurking in the loo. He said it’s quite common to find a reptile or two had made their way up the pipes during monsoon season.
Once the coast was clear, he began attending to his important business, before feeling a sharp pain on his danglers as a python latched on.
Naturally in shock, Tangtewanon reached down to figure out what the hell was happening and found himself gripping the snake’s neck.
Images show a bloody mess of a bathroom - no joke - and Tangtewanon tightly gripping the snake while his manhood recovered from the helluva chomp.
"I quickly stood up and plucked it out. I felt pain, really bad pain, and there was blood everywhere," he said via The Mirror US.
"But, I was more shocked to have found a python in the toilet."
Apparently, it wasn’t as easy as a ‘please with a cherry on top’ to get the thing off, too.
Tangtewanon had to fight the snake with a toilet brush.
“My testicles are safe now,” he assured. “I’m lucky it wasn’t a cobra, that would’ve killed me.”
Tangtewanon went off to the hospital for a tetanus shot and stitches but was told by the doctors he didn’t need his jewels stitched.
Not the kind of thing you want to deal with on a loo break, but definitely a mad yarn to spin on the next pub trip.
