'I think I knob-touched Donald Trump'

funny shit 30/04/2019

Moby has revealed a wild story involving US President Donald Trump in his new book Then It Fell Apart.

The musician recalled performing a 'knob-touch' on Trump at a party after a few drinks and a little bit of peer pressure.

Here’s the crazy excerpt thanks to Consequence of Sound:

“Moby, go knob-touch Donald Trump,” Lee said.

“Really?” I asked. “Should I?”

“Yeah,” Dale said.

“Yeah,” Clarice said, mischievously.

“Shit,” I said, realizing I now had to knob-touch Donald Trump.

I drank a shot of vodka to brace myself, pulled my flaccid penis out of my pants, and casually walked past Trump, trying to brush the edge of his jacket with my penis. Luckily he didn’t seem to notice or even twitch.

I walked back to my friends and ordered another drink. “Did you do it?” Clarice asked.

“I think so. I think I knob-touched Donald Trump.”

Unbelievable. Then It Fell Apart will be released on May 7.