B.O.B has started a Gofundme page for a million dollar satellite to prove the Earth is flat
B.o.B wants to blow all our brains. It's time to disprove this round earth bullshit.
He might be famous for a song about shooting stars and aeroplane but unlike the rest of humanity, B.o.B - and some freaky Instagram and Reddit cults - B.oB hasn't been "tricked" into believing we're on a round planet.
No, no, no, it's all one big conspiracy theory. Every photo ever taken of the globe has been photoshopped.
GPS devices are rigged so pilots only THINK they're flying in straight lines around a sphere. They're actually flying in circles above a disk.
Why on EARTH are all the world's Government's teaming up on nothing else but this giant conspiracy? Flat earthers aren't sure. But almost defo something to do with MONEY.
It'd be much cheaper to FAKE a space program, than to actually have one.
And B.o.B is ready to get that truth out!
"What's up guys! Help support B.o.B purchase and launch one, if not multiple, satellites into space," the page states. "He's donated 1k to the cause to get it going, and will be keeping you updated with step-by-step documentation of the process! Help B.o.B find the curve!"
Six days in he's raised $1,903 on top of his generous $1k kickstart. Only $997,097 to go.
Could really use a wish right now, wish right now, wish right now...