Diplo's savage response to getting labelled Katy Perry's worst root

Not been a good week for ol' Diplo.

First everyone was talking about his DJ-ing diarrhea.

Then James Corden asked Katy Perry to rank her celebrity roots; Diplo, Orlando Bloom and John Mayer. 

(Start the above video at 2.27, to hear it all go down yourself.)

I don't even remember having sex.


Ol' Corden wasn't shy of weighing in himself: "I think Diplo's third, I do, because I think there's a reason people become DJs."

Sorry. Wut?


Diplo did end up taking bottom (pun intended). Orlando Bloom came in second. And that soft rock dickwad John Mayer, took out no.1.

I won the bronze metal in sex Olympics.


In Diplo's defense, Perry did say: "They're all amazing lovers, and I want to have sex with all of them when I get out of this place."

But that wasn't enough for Diplo to resist shooting out this savagery... 

Tweeting Vice's music channel Thump: "I don't even remember having sex."

Ooosh. Shot's fired from team Diplo.


If that shade sounds like a thin mask for a bruised ego to you though...don't worry too much about the Mad Decent founder.

This morning he decided to really take the third placement in his stride, posting to Twitter: "I won the bronze metal in sex Olympics."

That's the spirit champ.