People are paying hundies for the new, sold out Tabasco sauce (20x hotter than the OG)
Tabasco seems to be the entire world's go-to hot sauce, overshadowing perhaps even the mighty Sriracha in popularity...
It's been featured on your restaurant table and in your pantry, right next to the salt and pepper, for decades.
And hot sauce enthusiasm has become a more popular hobby than yoga these days...
So, it seems the guys at Tabasco HQ have decided their mainstream hot-sauce has gotten a little bland and boring.
Introducing TABASCO SCORPION SAUCE.
Tabasco's new spicy boy claims to be 50,000 Scoville units (that's the official hotness mesaurement. Yes. Of course, that's a thing.)
And 50,000's a huge leap on your spice rack, seen as the original gangsta sat a safe 2,500 Scoville units.
People are mad into this new addition to the Tabasco family. So much so the hot, hot, hot sauce sold out within hours of its release.
People are so thirsty to give the spicy boy a hoon, they're bidding hundies on Ebay...
Respect for that spicy boy eagerness, but we'll probably just wait for the next batch...
Tabasco will be taking preorders from the 31st of this month.
Thank you spicy boy gods.
(Ro the web girl)