Listeners send in their Steak and BJ Day texts

Happy Steak & BJ Day everybody!!  

Kara attempted to contest whether this is even a real thing... 

CLINT: "We found out about it on Valentines Day. One month after Valentines, March the 14th, it's official Steak and Blowjob Day."

KARA: "Official according to who?" 

PAX: "Official according to all the men of the planet."

CLINT: "Official according to the internet.

PAX: "Which never lies to me." 

KARA: "No. The internet never lies."

So on that note, we decided to ask listeners to text their partners: "Happy Steak & BJ Day!" Then forward us through their replies. 

Here's a pick of the best responses:

Some of you were well prepared. 


Some of you weren't so good on the prep front, but points for improvisation. 


Some of you were sad and alone... But at least you didn't text your boss, unlike our Breakfast Producer Ben. Jesus. Ben. That's a disturbing image.


Some appreciated the relationship a man has with his steak... and were smart enough to just partake where their strengths lie. 


Like a kid on Christmas Eve... some of you peaked too early.  


A vegetarian got burned. 


And some of you we're well excited for some dick-flavoured dessert. Isn't love sweet?

Stoked to hear we've inspired a few more of you to partake in this beautiful holiday. 

You are all very welcome...