Woman hides pipe in her vag, tells cop it's her daughter's

Yes, you read that headline right.

At least this one wasn’t on home turf… WTF Florida.

55-year-old Trudy Kay Richardson was in the passenger seat of a Pontiac Grand Prix with her stepdaughter, when Officer Caricia Martinez noticed the woman was holding a “blue glass marijuana pipe in her right hand.”

Martinez said Trudy “placed her hand with pipe into the front of her pants and proceeded to place the item inside of her vagina.”

The officer told Trudy, a nursing home employee, to stop putting the pipe in her hoo-ha.

“She was repeatedly instructed to stop and yet continued.”

Then Trudy spontaneously apologised: “so sorry for not listening and putting the pipe in my pussy.”

Then, just when you thought shit couldn't get weirder, she savagely turned on her her stepdaughter, saying she kept putting the pipe in her “pussy” at the request of her stepdaughter, whom the pipe allegedly belonged to.

Someone hasn't got much of a Mother's Day to look forward too. 

The police report stated that the pipe contained “burnt residue” and smelled of marijuana. Fuck being the poor sod who’s on "smelling duties" in the Florida cop station.

Trudy was arrested for both possession of drug paraphernalia and resisting an officer without violence. She was released from jail after posting $300 bond.