Lads are sticking their dicks in empty toilet rolls and we have questions

Just when you thought shit couldn't get any more fucked, along comes this. Men are using toilet roll tubes to see how the size of their banger stacks up. 

Apparently, the practice of sticking your dong in an empty loo roll to measure the size isn't a new one, and men have been using this trick for a while, however, it's come to the Internet's attention again all thanks to this tweet:

Who knew measuring your wang could be such a mish? This really breaks it down for everyone, including handy diagrams and measurement breakdowns.

It's judged on how much of the tip is chilling outside the end of the roll. Obviously, the more tippage the heftier it is. 

Nothing poking out the other side? Sorry mate, you've got a small penis on your hands. Anything from 2cm and more and you're packing some heat according to the diagram.

The toilet roll tube also measures girth by looking at wiggle room. Ranging from loads of room, meaning less girth, through to snug, which gives you an 'average' measurement and finally on to 'can't insert without ripping the tube', being a monster appendage.

But lets not forget that a wise man once said, 'it's not the size of the ship, but the motion in the ocean'.