Male sex robots with gigantic robo-cocks are coming in 2018

You read that right, male sex robots are coming.  Not literally "coming". At least we've got the power of ejaculation on these robo-cocks.  

But Jesus. How the shit are our 6 inches (give or take...*cough*) supposed to compete with a BIONIC PENIS!? 

Yeah, yeah, double standards, blokes (and lesbians) have already got female sex robots, so it only seems fair the male counterpart would follow.

But bloody hell, have we got some competition lads.

Created by the sex robot engineer Matt McMullen, experts say the robot will be able to go to poundtown as long as the user desires, and they reckon the robo-cocks have got a good chance of becoming more popular than your stock standard vibrator or dildo. 

Not to mention, the robot's appendage can come in all shapes and sizes, and the user can even pick their robots personality... 

Sounds like a great package ladies and gents...