Study finds up to 100 men cark it every year while tugging the slug

Figures have risen from Germany, typical, showing up to 100 men die while masturbating, every goddamn year. So, put it down Steve.

But before you throw away that box of tissues, there is more to it than kicking the bucket while pleasuring yourself. 

Turns out these men who died were doing other things that ultimately led to their premature passing.

'Erotic asphyxiation' is deliberately restricting your access to oxygen in order to get a better climax. 

As reported by LADBible, one bloke in Hamburg was wearing a diving suit, had a plastic bag over his head, and was sitting next to a heater trying to melt slices of cheese on his body. It's not clear whether he died from asphyxiation from the plastic bag or something else.

Another bloke was electrocuted to death after using Christmas lights to stimulate parts of his body.

This masti-method can potentially lead to a harder-better-faster-stronger orgasm, but could also knock you out cold. The number of men dying from this should be enough to keep people away from trying it.

Orgasms are already good enough, you don't want to accidentally die and have someone close to you discover you in that type of position.