Live-tweets of a stranger’s nightmare date with a hipster asshole

We've all come across one of these stains on society but this description of a first date will literally leave you wondering how he could be so oblivious to how much of a wanker he is.
 
A random passerby noticed that things were going pretty shit on a date at a cafe she was sitting at
 
And obivously, as you do, because the situation is priceless, decided to live tweet the date as it spiralled into a devastating mess.