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Study finds going to concerts can help you live longer

Yes boy, bring on the gigs!

20/07/2018

Survey finds friends are having a shitter time travelling than their Insta suggests

We can stop being jealous now.

20/07/2018

San Holo announces he's finished his new album

Looking forward to hearing this one.

20/07/2018

Forget the FOMO, Tomorrowland's full live stream schedule is here

So you don't miss a bit!

20/07/2018

Grant and Tayla from Love Island broke up because Grant is an absolute dog

Grant is full of Crapp.

19/07/2018

Don't freak the fuck out! You can actually afford a house, here's how

This is well worth the read.

19/07/2018

A Kendrick Lamar DAMN pop-up store will be opening in Auckland TODAY

Grab yaself some gears!

19/07/2018

Apparently once you turn 30, you stop discovering music

30 years old is the end of the world.

19/07/2018

Kygo announces NZ show and we're fucking pumped

NO WAY!!!

18/07/2018

Everyone's losing their shit over the fact Grant had a secret gf while on Love Island Australia

What a 'Crapp' situation.

17/07/2018

See the super low-fi first teaser trailer for Stranger Things season 3

Watch out for the Steve cameo!

17/07/2018

Gamer pulls off the most unreal Fortnite surprise, spells out 'YOZA' in building structure

The best thing you'll see all week.

17/07/2018

Look at the insane pics of Tomorrowland's jaw dropping winter festival location

This looks incredible.

16/07/2018

What a time to be alive, you can now get a day off work if your pet is sick

Teary-eyed :')

16/07/2018

Check out all the savage AF reactions of protestors against Trump's UK visit

People are very creative.

16/07/2018

Spotify is capping the amount of songs you can save, only lets you have 10,000 songs

Niggly.

16/07/2018

DJ Snake drops new surprise track 'Maradona Riddim'

Have a listen here.

13/07/2018

WATCH: deadmau5 and Getter go on a coffee run

The return of the Coffee Run.

13/07/2018

Crazy story behind fentanyl-laced cocaine at Electric Forest revealed

It's a bloody wild ride.

13/07/2018

If you thought you'd seen it all, think again because there's now high heel Crocs

FASH-HUN.

13/07/2018

Rick and Morty are dropping a mixtape, featuring 26 tracks from the past 3 seasons

Definitely a need for this.

13/07/2018

Someone has started a petition to bring back Stereosonic and we are 100% here for it

Sign here:

12/07/2018

Some sore loser from England just got all up in AM Show reporter's grill, chucks a drink in his face

What a champ for carrying on though.

12/07/2018

Childish Gambino drops 'Summer Pack' with two vibey new summer tracks for us to feast on

VIBEY!

12/07/2018

Some legend spent months animating "This Is America" on a prehistoric computer, and the end result is unreal

11/07/2018

Ultra Festival in Europe has just concluded with over 305 arrests and 1 death

Stay safe at these festies...

11/07/2018

Starbucks announce they will be flippin' the bird to plastic straws and becoming free of them by 2020

Big move from them!

10/07/2018

Two festival goers are still missing one week after Electric Forest

There has been no signs of either of them.

10/07/2018

Guy nearly blows off his genitals when E-cigarette explodes in his pocket

So close, but luckily, so far.

10/07/2018

When live TV catches Nehe Milner-Skudder patero shamelessly in the locker room mid-match

And it was very obvious...

09/07/2018

Pour yaself another cuppa because according to a new study, drinking coffee will lower your risk of death

Yeah okay, we cool with that.

04/07/2018

We found the most epic Kiwi shed party playlist straight from your uncle's CD collection

NZ in a playlist.

04/07/2018

The founder of shit-show Fyre Festival has now also been done for selling fake tickets to Coachella

When will he stop?!

03/07/2018

NZ's newest festival Listen In releases it's absolutely stellar line up

And we're talking hella epic.

03/07/2018

LeBron James makes us double take as we learn he has signed with the Lakers

What the fuck?!

02/07/2018

Suzy Cato dropped a set on the decks and we have to pinch ourselves to see if we're dreaming

Unreal.

02/07/2018

Supermarkets pause plastic bag ban since customers couldn't handle it

BYO bag, aight?

02/07/2018

The comprehensive review of Drake's latest notch in his belt, 'Scorpion'

This could be an unpopular opinion, but the album lacks a lil' sizzle.

02/07/2018

Pharmacist hilariously f's up instructions on Kiwi's asthma medication

We don't think that's supposed to go there...

29/06/2018

This new phone case is like an airbag for your phone, just for all you clumsy fuckers

NEED THIS NOW.

29/06/2018

Shaq announces he'll be doing his first ever tour as his DJ alias, 'DJ Diesel'

Lowkey love this.

28/06/2018

Flume is allegedly dating someone in her 40s and we're like fuck bro, nice work!

Good graft.

27/06/2018

The director of Netflix film 'Ibiza' hasn't even been to Ibiza

Soooooooo cringe.

27/06/2018

Sims 4 lets you sleep with Santa and have a magical child

Necessary.

26/06/2018

Childish Gambino has been accused of plagiarism for his track "This Is America"

Uh oh.

26/06/2018

Aussie's new season of the Bachelor with Honey Badger is all we need and more

He's any girl's dream man.

26/06/2018

Some wook cooks a steak in the middle of an Electric Forest set and it's the best thing

Enhance your festival experience.

26/06/2018

This charity is giving clients MDMA to help them with their alcoholism problems

25/06/2018

Singer butchers our NZ anthem at the league and we're totally facepalming

SO BAD

25/06/2018

These pics of E-grade Auckland restaurants are pretty bloody grim

22/06/2018

Horny couple go viral after getting caught having a hoon on a plane seat

Just couldn't help yaselves.

22/06/2018

The new pizza box that lets you be a lazy fuck and eat pizza in bed

All we needed and more.

22/06/2018

This tradie plays loud music to piss off abortion clinic protesters it's so fucking good

22/06/2018

Welcome to your wildest dreams, it's a doughnut chicken nugget hybrid

Can you be aroused by food?

22/06/2018

Here's all the bad Labour puns on Twitter while Jacinda Ardern was in labour

We all knew it was coming.

21/06/2018

Instagram releases IGTV and you can now upload videos an hour long to piss everyone off

Instagram about to take over!

21/06/2018

New Zealand has a large condom shortage and here's who's huge wangs are most affected

The Wairarapa have come out on top.

21/06/2018

Holy hecka! Canada just legalised marijuana

First country in the G7 to do so.

Keen to try In-N-Out burgers? Here's how you can whip 'em up at home

20/06/2018

A new report shows girls don't fuck with heels anymore and are now opting for sneakers

Say goodbye to heels!

18/06/2018

Dustin from Stranger Things just said Happy Father's Day to Steve and we're losing our minds

#dead.

18/06/2018

Someone created a 'brostep' playlist for you and the boys to froth over

Get in lads!

15/06/2018

Ultra Music Festival is coming down under and we are losing our minds!

This. Is. Massive.

14/06/2018

Moby has announced he will be selling all of his records

This is insane!

13/06/2018

Here's why Heartbreak Island is the worst fucking show on TV

What are your thoughts?

13/06/2018

Auckland is hosting a fried chicken festival and here's all you need to know

Finger licking good!

12/06/2018

Elon Musk's 'Not-A-Flamethrower' Flamethrower has the most hilarious terms and conditions

In case someone wants to point it that way.

12/06/2018

Apparently one-in-six millennials check their phone while getting laid

C'mon. get off ya phones.

11/06/2018

Rick and Morty made a Happy Birthday track for Kanye and it's everything we needed

Amazing.

11/06/2018

There's now vodka freezer pops and our child within is absolutely fizzing

Omg.

10/06/2018

Marching band do an EPIC cover of Flume's 'You and Me' remix

This is ridiculously good.

08/06/2018

DnB brunches are a thing and f*ck, we want in

What a dream.

07/06/2018

Woman eats raw squid, accidentally gets her tongue impregnated

Squirmish.

07/06/2018

There's finally a redhead emoji and rangas around the world are absolutely frothing

Inclusion <3

05/06/2018

FBI agent dancing in the club does a back flip and accidentally shoots some punter

Crikey, what a chain of events.

05/06/2018

Pilot gets gnarly AF injury after crashing his microlight into a tree

Weak stomachs be warned.

05/06/2018

The Ol' mate Bill English is scoring himself a knighthood

Noice.

04/06/2018

Nike's new slides have their own fanny packs because that's extremely necessary

HOW GOOD.

01/06/2018

For the space cake connoisseurs, Netflix is launching a weed-base competitive cooking show

Weed love to see how this show will go.

01/06/2018

Excision's set at EDC was so heavy that someone actually sh*t themselves

Incredible.

31/05/2018

Man writes a hefty manual on how to deal with your micro penis

Shmall.

31/05/2018

GTA could be up to something with Black Madonna and more of our fave techno artists

Whatever this is....

30/05/2018

Deadmau5's laptop overheats in the middle of a set and well, it's awkward AF

Cringe worthy.

30/05/2018

A far-right protest gets drowned out and shut down with really loud Techno music

Creative and effective.

29/05/2018

Snoop Dogg stirs f*cking massive gin and juice to break world record because why not?

29/05/2018

Emilia Clarke admits her last ever rodeo for Game of Thrones totally f*cked her up

Say it ain't so.

29/05/2018

A Deadpool and Guardian's of the Galaxy crossover could well be in the works

As if this franchise couldn't get any better...

28/05/2018

NGHTMRE just played a new track featuring A$AP Ferg that we have to get our hands on

How can he tease us like that?

28/05/2018

Some screaming woman got thrown off a Jetstar flight for hitting the staff with a Bible

What in God's name?!

28/05/2018

Hotel gets cold feet at its attempt at the world's biggest orgy

Disappointment all around.

25/05/2018

Pākehā woman has caused a total uproar online for getting herself a Tā moko

A lot of people ain't happy about this...

22/05/2018

Kendrick Lamar just called girl the f*ck out for saying the N-word on stage

Controversial.

22/05/2018

This new study reveals which festivals you're most likely to get lucky at

Just in case you were wondering...

21/05/2018

Ekali hilariously (and accurately) describes EDM's sub genres and we're all here for it

Waaaaay too accurate.

21/05/2018

The rich and famous' new method to looking young, 'Foreskin Facials'

WTF.

18/05/2018

Not going to EDC Las Vegas? Well here's where you can watch it live

Catch the live stream of the whole thing.

18/05/2018

So apparently stuffing MDMA inside brie is a thing at dinner parties now?

ECSTACHEESE!

17/05/2018

Festival's latest trend, all hail the glitter booty!

Well, if you hate glitter boobs....

16/05/2018

Diplo savagely takes down Deadmau5 on Twitter without giving a single f*ck

AWWW SHIIEETT!

15/05/2018

Warnings issued over super potent batch of ecstasy-like pills circling the scene

Stay away from these, team.

14/05/2018

Check out all the crack up parodies of Childish Gambino's 'This Is America' video

The hype doesn't stop!

14/05/2018

This legend spent his student loan money on billboards asking Kanye West to hire him

There's one way to put the money to good use.

14/05/2018

Brooklyn Nine-Nine has been cancelled and the cast are just as heartbroken as we are

So not cool cool cool cool cool.

11/05/2018

Ol' Paula Bennett tries to call out Jacinda Ardern... then Twitter roasts her right back

Aw gummon, Paula.

10/05/2018

Dr. Dre just lost a name lawsuit against a gynaecologist called Dr. Drai

Easy mistake.

10/05/2018

Calvin Harris and girlfriend Aarika Wolf involved in car crash

Two people were left injured.

09/05/2018

LISTEN: Kings and Daniel Green's tribute to Johnny Danger

"Me and the bro Kings just wanted to show some love for the bro"

08/05/2018

Study finds Netflix is responsible for your shit sex life

Have we forgotten what 'Netflix and chill' means?

08/05/2018

Dude's meth-like experience after taking potent pre-workout supplement at work

"I figured since I was going to the gym later, it couldn't hurt" - oh boy how he was wrong.

08/05/2018

French Montana plays unexpected Avicii tribute at Norway festival, crowd loses it's shit

This is what it's all about.

08/05/2018

Social media reacts to Childish Gambino's 'This Is America' music vid

07/05/2018

Man arrested on drug charges nosedives over second-floor balcony to escape courtroom

Don't worry, he's still alive. Just terribly injured.

07/05/2018

Countdown announce first 10 supermarkets going plastic bag free

Rate your work, Countdown.

07/05/2018

Guy Ritchie is making another British gangster film and we can't fucking wait

Fans of Lock Stock and Snatch, this news will put jam in your doughnut.

07/05/2018

Childish Gambino just dropped woke AF track 'This Is America'

YES.

06/05/2018

Diplo, Sia and Labrinth's new supergroup LSD just released their debut song 'Genius'

The video definitely feels like you're on LSD too.

04/05/2018

Festivals in the UK are giving glitter the boot since it's so shitty for the environment

YASSSSS!

03/05/2018

China has a Virtual Reality theme park and it's f*cking insane!

Insane!!!

03/05/2018

Dog trainer mad he can't race dogs anymore after his dog tests positive for meth

How does a dog get meth anyway?

02/05/2018

Clarke Gayford rumours: We don't know WTF they are, but here's Twitter's best guesses

The rumours are apparently no longer true... but what the f*ck are the rumours even about?

02/05/2018

Gloriavale residents are trying to nab KFC's secret recipe!

So finger lickin' good that cults can't resist!

02/05/2018

Skrillex has decided to venture outside EDM and open his own taco restaurant

Something the EDM world will definitely taco 'bout.

02/05/2018

This girl's prom dress has caused Internet wide controversy

A lot of different opinions here...

02/05/2018

Check out the weirdest shit passengers have left behind in their Ubers

So random.

01/05/2018

Aussie's first festival pill testing trial finds deadly batch of pills in circulation

This is good.

30/04/2018

The founder of Burning Man festival has passed away

RIP.

30/04/2018

Sex ed book divides parents for being too explicit

Are they being prudes or nah?

30/04/2018

Voice artist asked to pronounce Maori place name the 'white way'

He tweeted his message to Taika.

28/04/2018

Hundreds show their love for Johnny Danger with burn outs in funeral procession

Hell farking yeahaw, this is the send off the Kiwi legend deserves.

27/04/2018

Avicii's family have confirmed his cause of death

Heartbreaking.

27/04/2018

You could be Kim Dotcom's next live-in DJ

You'll get to live in his Queenstown mansion.

26/04/2018

10 of Johnny Danger's best moments and why we loved him

A small tribute to the icon, Johnny 'Danger' Bennett.

26/04/2018

Coachella and Live Nation are now banning plastic straws from all events

This is fucking dope!

25/04/2018

According to some tourist, New Zealander's are a bunch of prudes

Apparently we don't fuck with PDA.

25/04/2018

Deaf uber driver leaves this sign in his car that will hit you right in the feels

BLESS!

24/04/2018

Festy goer is groped 22 times within 10 hours at Coachella

This is pretty bad..

23/04/2018

12yo little shit steals his mum's credit card, flies to Bali

He had pre-planned this for months...

23/04/2018

Kanye's new Yeezy slides are lowkey ugly but we'll probs still cop them

They're being compared to Crocs...

23/04/2018

Kygo pays moving tribute to Avicii during Coachella set

One of many DJs to pay homage.

23/04/2018

Dan 'Hangman' Hooker absolutely OWNS Jim Miller in first round knockout

Dan brings it home once again in his third consecutive victory.

22/04/2018

International DJs and Music Artists mourn the death of Avicii

A number of international DJs and music artists have since gone out on social to mourn the death of Avicii.

21/04/2018

Turns out weed doesn't actually make you as slow as you thought

Goodbye, guilt.

20/04/2018

Study shows hot chips could be healthier than salad

The news we've been waiting for.

19/04/2018

Cheeky bloke sneaks into Porn show's office in a box

Someone has too much time on their hands.

19/04/2018

We got to steal Alison Wonderland for a quick moment at Coachella

Our girl Haylee Clarke got to spin some yarns with mega babe Alison Wonderland at Coachella!

18/04/2018

Vince Staples goes absolutely in on R Kelly and it's awkward AF

Says what everyone's thinking though.

18/04/2018

Kendrick Lamar just made history again, is crowned first rapper to win a Pulitzer prize

Epic.

17/04/2018

Coachella's best outfits of 2018

The most magical fits of weekend one.

17/04/2018

ODESZA had the most mesmerizing set at Coachella

Fucking spectacular.

17/04/2018

Flume is going to be the subject of a new documentary

Well deserved.

17/04/2018

These are the workplaces that will most likely employ all you stoners out there

In case you needed to know.

16/04/2018

Alison Wonderland's dad recorded her Coachella set and it's so f*cking cute

This is real love!

16/04/2018

You might want to pause the rinse, turns out over-drinking alcohol shortens your life

Watch your limit, team.

15/04/2018

Kanye West is dabbling in writing a philosophy book

He does it all.

15/04/2018

No f*cking way, the yodeling Walmart kid just performed at Coachella

WTF!

14/04/2018

Five things to do while you still don't have any f*cking power

We got you covered.

13/04/2018

Girl makes punnet of yoghurt out of bacteria from her vagina

Yeasty.

12/04/2018

The 23 year old chick faked cancer so she could fund her party lifestyle

She scammed at least $43,000...

11/04/2018

YouTube got hacked and the most viewed video, 'Despacito', was deleted

But why?

11/04/2018

Drug dealers are now using loyalty cards like they're a f*cking coffee shop

There's one way to increase your business.

10/04/2018

Chick accidentally catches guy spiking her drink while taking a Snapchat

Watch ya drinks ladies...

10/04/2018

Epic DJing fail caught on camera will make you cringe!

There it goes!

09/04/2018

Mike Posner found the guy who actually gave him the 'pill in Ibiza'

This is so good!

09/04/2018

Lorde just made a super awkward mistake on Instagram...

Oh sis, that's bad...

06/04/2018

We're all getting ripped off, NZ has the fastest rising alcohol and drug prices

Still hasn't stopped binge drinking culture though...

05/04/2018

Sorry team, you'll have to sort yourself out tonight because Tinder is down

Stay strong everybody.

05/04/2018

Ol' Zuckerberg just admitted Facebook scans punters private messages and texts

Spies.

05/04/2018

Kid that was raised by wolves has said he's 'disappointed with human life'

Mate, so are we.

04/04/2018

Man caught having sex with ninth hole on golf course

It wasn't just the hole... It was the flag too..

04/04/2018

Three punters have had to visit the emergency room after enjoying a few Corona bevvies

Careful with ya beersies, team.

03/04/2018

Adult Swim pranked Rick & Morty fans with a weird Australian themed cartoon

These April Fools jokes are just so cruel.

03/04/2018

Game of Thrones release cruel April Fools joke on all of us naive fans

Like Jon Snow, we know nothing.

02/04/2018

Netflix are looking for punters to binge watch and rate its shows

Get a salary for your hobby.

02/04/2018

There's some pretty mixed opinions about Joseph Parker's loss

Next time, JP.

01/04/2018

Lindsay Lohan loses lawsuit over Grand Theft Auto character she reckons looks like her

Don't toot your horn too much, sis.

01/04/2018

Everyone's going f*cking nuts over Fortnite's newest feature

This'll make the game next level!

30/03/2018

Blessed be the fruit, 'The Handmaid's Tale' season 2 trailer just dropped

Looks like season 2 will be just as intense as the first!!!!

29/03/2018

Dillon Francis has been recruited by Comedy Central for new show

29/03/2018

Donald Glover just tweeted an episode of his cancelled animated Deadpool series

BUT WHY DID IT GET CANCELLED?!

29/03/2018

Well pass us a bottle of Bombay because apparently Gin helps you lose weight

28/03/2018

Turns out going to concerts makes you live longer

Well crikey, we better get to every gig this year then.

28/03/2018

Ronda Rousey interview ends very awkwardly when being asked about MMA career

Former MMA star's a bit touchy about her past...

28/03/2018

Flume has been announced as a Bonds ambassador

EDM's resident hottie is now modelling Bonds!

28/03/2018

Queer Eye is coming back for season 2!!!!!!

Netflix have done it again.

27/03/2018

Some f*cktard has been detained after posing with a rifle and tagging 'Ultra Music Festival'

Lol.

27/03/2018

ASOS gets down with some real models to show what clothes look like on every body type

Dass more like it.

27/03/2018

Well, we're f*cked, scientists secretly believe we'll all be dead by 2026

Our impending doom confirmed.

26/03/2018

Instagram has told the old algorithm to get f*cked

Thank God for that.

23/03/2018

Some believe Obama is in NZ to 'escape the apocalypse'

Here's us thinking it was to see Hobbiton.

23/03/2018

Welcome, to the first ever turntable orchestra

Check out this insane project come to life.

22/03/2018

FILA are getting nostalgic and releasing unreal new Pokemon sneakers

Gotta catch 'em all!

22/03/2018

There's now a Kanye dating app so you can find someone who froths him just as much as you

No more 808's and Heartbreak <3

22/03/2018

Africa is actually splitting in half?

Eastern Africa has saying lataz to the rest of the continent.

21/03/2018

Weta Workshop go next level and create 'mixed reality' gaming experience

No screens, no nothing.

20/03/2018

Remember JNCO jeans? Yeah well they're officially dead

RIP.

19/03/2018

Meet the nuns who grow and harvest their own weed

"The Holy Trinity is the marijuana plant."

19/03/2018

Your day has already started sh*t, Rick and Morty won't be getting a season 4

The beloved show may not return for it's highly anticipated fourth season.

19/03/2018

Annihilation: It’s like the female Ghostbusters but better

Check out an intensive review on the new all female Sci-Fi, Annihilation.

16/03/2018

Trump wants to introduce a 'Space Force' for all the imminent space danger

His joke may be turned into reality.

15/03/2018

Shia LaBeouf has been crowned show bizz's biggest fashion icon

He was reportedly the muse of the entire YEEZY collection.

15/03/2018

Pingers warning: 13 hospitalised in Christchurch after thinking they were taking MDMA

Not the first thing we've heard about dodgey pills circulating...

15/03/2018

Sir Bob Jones could be stripped of his knighthood thanks to petition

Lataz.

15/03/2018

Naked tourist rubs against penis rock, locals are pissed

Can you blame her?

14/03/2018

The fate of the last season of GOT has just been announced

We're crying too.

14/03/2018

China are introducing social rating system just like in 'Nosedive'

That awkward moment when a Black Mirror episode comes true.

14/03/2018

Shannon Noll has been robbed once again in reality TV competition

Complete and utter heartbreak across the Tasman.

13/03/2018

A 'Black Panther' sequel has already been confirmed

Wakanda will be back, baby!

13/03/2018

Sorry DJs, Spotify just made an auto-mixing feature

Now anyone can pretend they're good at DJing!

13/03/2018

Warnings are out for the blue 'Punisher' ecstasy pills

If you see these around, it's best to steer clear...

12/03/2018

A 10 hour rave was thrown in an active volcano

Imagine the acoustics of that crater!

12/03/2018

GIPHY has been removed from Instagram and Snapchat because of racist AF GIF

GIPHY has been caught under fire as their GIF search displays an extremely racist GIF.

12/03/2018

Businessman wears heels to work, feels like a boss ass b*tch

This guy is taking the corporate world by storm and wearing heels to give himself an extra edge.

12/03/2018

Wayan brothers hint that 'White Chicks' sequel could be in the works

09/03/2018

Aussie munter blows up his kitchen trying to kill cockroaches

Guess the ol' Mortein and lighter trick didn't work so well.

09/03/2018

Some mum is keen to ban Fortnite

This unlucky kid's mum has put her foot down and banned Fortnite.

09/03/2018

Orangutan is filmed smoking a phat durry at the zoo

Zoo visitor flicked their cigarette into the enclosure and the Orangutan picked it up for a puff.

08/03/2018

Surprise, surprise! Amsterdam's wastewater is full of dingers

A recent study has shown Amsterdam's wastewater has the highest amount of ecstasy than anywhere else.

08/03/2018

Forget ya Billy Mavs, Coco-Cola is launching their own RTD

Coca-Cola have announced they now want to dabble in alcoholic beverages.

08/03/2018

Instagram account is creating "lineups without males" and it looks pretty grim

Turns out when you take all the males out of a lineup, there's fuck all left.

08/03/2018

Absolute legend creates back shed ball pit with 30,000 VB cans

Dreams are free.

07/03/2018

Fyre Festival founder and head idiot is facing up to 40 years prison

The creators of horrendous sh*t show, Fyre Festival, are finally being brought to justice.

07/03/2018

'The Mountain' from Game of Thrones just set a new deadlift world record

Prepare to feel emasculated.

07/03/2018

'Grand Theft Auto VI' could be coming in hot and heading back to Vice City

Rumours are swirling about a new GTA game in the works, as well as a potential release date.

07/03/2018

Mid-flight fapper gets tied up and dragged off plane

A passenger stripped down naked and whipped out his willy for some mid-flight pleasure.

06/03/2018

The world's next top supermodel isn't even real

Meet Shudu, fashion's next big name that's completely CGI.

06/03/2018

Netflix announces a fifth season of Black Mirror

Our fave binge-worthy techno-paranoia will be back for another installment.

06/03/2018

'Get Out' actor Daniel Kaluuya shuts down interviewer's very ignorant question

An interviewer on the Oscar's red carpet suggested 'Get Out' "ticks a lot of boxes".

05/03/2018

Aussies band together on Reddit, 'We're more progressive than NZ'

Apparently heaps of Aussies think their country is more progressive than NZ.

05/03/2018

Tony Hawk is just as keen for a 'Pro Skater' reboot as us

After the success of the Crash Bandicoot reboot last year, will we be getting some more nostalgic goodness?

02/03/2018

Football fans allowed to bring drugs into this years World Cup games

Russia is allowing marijuana, cocaine and heroine into this year's stadium FIFA games.

01/03/2018

Mr Kellogg invented Corn Flakes so you'd stop wanking

John Kellogg believed plain food would subdue your sinful thoughts.

01/03/2018

Gloriavale returns for another round and we're secretly fucking stoked

Dove Love and the abstinent gang are back with some more amazing NZ television.

28/02/2018

People rewatch American Pie, decide now they're offended

Misogynist jokes from 1999 don't seem to be as crack up now.

28/02/2018

Festivals are committing to gender equal line ups by 2022

Overseas festivals are giving their wahine talent an equal shot!

27/02/2018

Dolce and Gabbana use drones instead of models for runway show

Dolce & Gabbana step up their game in the never ending competition of most surprising runway show.

27/02/2018

Conspiracy theorists go fucking nuts over mysterious white line

A white line spanning from the North to South pole has been discovered on Google Maps.

26/02/2018

BBQ snags see surge in tummy bugs this summer

The hot and muggy AF weather is causing our fave barby foods to make us ill.

26/02/2018

Girl gouges out her eyes while on meth, Mother speaks out

20 year old is found gauging her eyes out during meth-induced hallucination.

23/02/2018

Gucci's latest runway accessory is a severed head

Gucci's Fall/Winter 2018 campaign includes accessories such as a severed head, and a baby dragon.

22/02/2018

Vape and drive and you could lose your licence

The UK Police want to stop you flexin and ban vaping whilst driving.

22/02/2018

Aotearoa ranked the world's least corrupt country

For the second year in a row, NZ has been ranked the world's least corrupt country. Nice.

22/02/2018

Vegan cruise runs out of vegan food, vegan guests then starve

The guests paid $60 a head, only to find some greedy vegans ate all of the food.

21/02/2018

Vice releases doco on the dark side of synthetic cannabis in NZ

Watch 'Syn City', Vice's new doco on synthetics in NZ, and listen to our interview with James from Vice from last week.

20/02/2018

Snapchat's CEO doesn't seem to give a shit about us hating on the new update

Good news is that Snapchat CEO, Evan Spiegel, has heard our feedback. The bad news, he doesn't seem to give a flying fuck.

19/02/2018

Rick and Morty VR game coming to PS4 in April

Playstation have just announced 'Rick and Morty: Virtual Rick-ality' will be dropping April 10, 2018.

19/02/2018

Research on sleepless fish could help us send it all night

16/02/2018

Sex doll brothel gets shut down days after opening

A sex doll brothel in Scotland's few days of glory have come to an abrupt end after only a few days of business.

16/02/2018

'Black Mirror' drop real-life dating app that forecasts how long your relationship will last

'Black Mirror' released the RL dating app from the 'Hang The DJ' ep so you and your partner can see whether your relationship is a crock of shit.

15/02/2018

Cop a peek at the rumoured new iPhone 8, and iPhone X Plus

KGI Securities analyst Ming-Chi Kuo has made some legit predictions regarding a rumoured iPhone 8 upgrade, and a new iPhone X Plus.

15/02/2018

New Zealand's homegirl Jacinda Ardern poses for Vogue magazine

NZ's Prime Minister and friend of the station Cindy Ardern has featured in the iconic fashion magazine's latest edition.

15/02/2018

Some legend sussed how to get the old Snapchat back

A twitter user has figured out how to get rid of the shitty new Snapchat update.

15/02/2018

Rumour has it Spyro is getting a PS4 reboot

One of your fave Play Station games from your childhood could be coming back for an epic return.

14/02/2018

The Illuminati is REAL - according to Canadian ex-minister/muppet

Canada's former Minister of Defence is adamant the Illuminati is real.

14/02/2018

Old mate Bill English resigns as National Party leader

Former Prime Minister Bill English has quit as leader of the National Party, bringing his 14-month stint at the party's helm to a close.

13/02/2018

German tradies hit the jackpot, score 28-hour working week

German metal and engineering workers have won the right to a 28-hour work week after taking industrial action.

13/02/2018

Turns out hand dryers are rank AF

Hand dryers are actually so gross, you'll probably never want to use one again.

12/02/2018

Snapchat users create petition to dump the new update

12/02/2018

Sewage overflow shuts down 50 beaches

Swimming is off limits at around 50 beaches after the weekend's heavy rain cause a hefty sewage overflow.

12/02/2018

Wack job steals his wife's kidney without her knowing

A man in India has been arrested for stealing his missus kidney without her knowing a goddamn thing.

12/02/2018

Apple experiences “biggest leak in history”

A large-scale leak of source code was discovered and proved to be the "biggest leak in history."

10/02/2018

YouTube suspends all ad revenue on Logan Paul's channel

YouTube suspends Logan Paul's advertising, blames 'recent pattern of behaviour.'

10/02/2018

Marvel's highly anticipated 'Venom' trailer has dropped

Finally a trailer has been released for the movie and it looks bloody epic.

09/02/2018

Say hello to 150 new Emojis featuring one for all you baldies out there

Gingers and baldies need be frustrated no more when they look for that perfect Emoji to represent them because Emoji 11.0 has got you covered.

09/02/2018