We're sure there's plenty of you fuckers who have made a very dusty trip home via the ol' Waewae express, and definitely one that your drunk mind thought would be quicker, but this guy really takes the cake.
A friend of Stu's managed to make his way home from Auckland's CBD to a North Shore suburb called Torbay... And for reference, that's nearly 23km and over the Auckland Harbour Bridge.
How he didn't get caught, we have no idea!