George Breakfast talks to Sam, the Four Weddings and a Festival wildcard who is gunning to marry his 20-year-old missus Georgia at Bluesky Fiji.
And he did the tattoo himself. Live on Twitter.
Popped the dude between his legs and just patiently waited for the cops, while puffing on a dart. Legend.
Nothing's stopping this man from getting his hands on a cold beersie.