Harambe, avocado, bacon and facepalm emojis come with new iOS update
Okay there’s some debate – but looks like Harambe to us.
However this update has come with a hidden cost. The peach-butt emoji has been remodelled to look like a regular peach. And the internet is very emotional.
no longer functional for sexting, the peach emoji starts its descent into obscurity. rest in peach— creepy v [¬º-°]¬ (@valenzuelabp) November 2, 2016
They released a new peach emoji and now I have to redesign all my filthy peach fan art pic.twitter.com/3BzvoN4rmV— Jen Lewis (@thisjenlewis) November 1, 2016
for everyone complaining about the new peach emoji 🍑 pic.twitter.com/48vIhrtEJX— TIGER WANG ☻ (@tigerwang) November 2, 2016
To balance out the peach emoji travesty, Apple have given us bacon, and the hipsters have finally got their avocado emoji.
I'm afraid 2 sleep cuz when I do I might wake up to find the peach emoji is gone...— lil lawsuit shawty (@sexualjumanji) November 2, 2016
We’re also getting kiwifruit, pancake, burrito, taco and croissant emojis.
Here's a question for Apple. What the shit were we doing with a corncob emoji before we got bacon?
Or were some people using corn as an alternative to the eggplant? In which case, we now have a number of new phallic foods, including cucumbers, baguettes and hotdogs.
We've also got Bowie, chef and astronaut emojis in the people department. And finally an emoji for that cooked dickhead on the D-floor (refer to disco Stu above).