Nelson newlywed auctions off her new husband's 'awful/gundy/yuck' pre-marriage wardrobe

Breakfast 14/08/2017

Just three days after her wedding, a Nelson woman listed her new husband's entire wardrobe in an auction on TradeMe titled: 'bulk lot of my husbands disgusting pre-marriage clothes.'

Yep, say goodbye to your comfy tracks, your classic boardies and your go-to Everlast singlet mate.

Not even your Adidas beanie is going to cut the mustard.  

You're a married man and the missus is giving you a make over. Which means old you is out, and married you is getting a new look.   

Sounds a bit rough to us...

Here's an excerpt from her auction description:

They could be used for anything: dogs bed (we don't have a dog), rags, or dress ups if you want to look like a mechanic on a bad day.



"Okay chums, i dont even know why i am wasting my time listing these!! (possibly to make him feel slightly good about his old 'choice' of attire) but anyway. These are some of the hiddeous things that were in my husbands wardrobe before we got married. They are simply awful / gundy / yuck.... 
they could be used for anything: dogs bed (we don't have a dog), rags, or dress ups if you want to look like a mechanic on a bad day."


After hearing that savage write up, Tammy and Clint reckon the wife oughta be listed on Trade Me.

Oh nah nah mate, she's gotta go.


"Oh nah nah mate, she's gotta go."

Fair call Tammy.  

"Put her on TradeMe."

Hope he at least considered it Clint...

The whole bulk lot was going for a dollar yesterday, so we thought we'd buy them back for the lad and return them to him, good deed done for the week you know? - but it sold for a hundy. Yeah, we're not quite that good.

Anyway, hopefully they're off to a good new home, far, far away from Trade Me user markds2 or any other judgmental woman...    

Don't you just love a happy ending?

Yes. The Everlast singlet lives on!