Would you rather cream on a screen or a magazine?

porn 05/04/2017

Ben the Breakfast producer "watches a wholeload of internet porn", and this morning Tammy Davis felt a little nostalgic and a little sad about the lost art of getting off through a porno mag.

Tammy told Ben: "Before internet porn Ben, what there was, there were forums and they use to come out in these books Ben. It's called literature, Men's literature okay. And every man back in the day had a stack of these."  

So, Tammy decided to read both Ben and the George audience an excerpt from a 1976 Playboy magazine that was handed down to him by his old man...

No comment on that one.   

Clint asked Ben how the excerpt compares to the videos.

Ben's thoughts? "It's definitely slower... the voice reading, to me, isn't the best." 

Just close your eyes Ben. 

Tammy continues: "I'm not quite sure which wakes first.. his brain or his sweet, fat prick..." 

Wow.

If double denim and flair jeans, 1970's inspired psychedelic rock and soul music can make huge comebacks... could porno mags follow suit and make a revival?

And while we're on the topic of Playboy, Hugh Hefner sex-fuelled life has been turned into an epic, new docu-series, coming out this Friday on Amazon Prime.

American Playboy is largely filmed in New Zealand and Kiwi actor, Matt Whelan (Go Girls) scored himself the legendary role of the Hef.

Check out the trailer below.