The second coming of Jesus has come through the best Tinder

funny shit 07/03/2017

Everyday Tinder move away from its old 'send nudes, dirty dudes' cliche and you now have more of a shot at meeting 'the one'.

Take this guy for example:

The perfect gentleman. Only cons are that he says "Actually several thousand years old idk why it says 21 lol," and "Downside: I've only been nailed once."

He's got some pretty great pick-up lines too. So anyone who needs Jesus in their life better get onto Tinder ASAP. 

Whilst we’re pretty sure he’s quite the catch for any lucky partner, his musical taste is quite questionable.

His favourite jam is Jesus Take The Wheel by Carrie Underwood, it’s pretty big headed that you’re favourite tune is about you. Poor form JC…