Clarke Gayford rumours: We don't know WTF they are, but here's Twitter's best guesses

Trending throughout your feeds today is all the "he said, she said" circulating around New Zealand's first man, Clarke Gayford.

Frankly, we don't really give two shits about it, but clearly Twitter's got ALL the answers.

Here are some of the best rumours on ol' mate Clarkey that we've seen so far today: