Man writes a hefty manual on how to deal with your micro penis

A man by the name of Ant Smith (ironic name), in the UK, has recently released a book called the Small Penis Bible and is encouraging all men with micro penises to be be proud of their wee friends.

After all, great things always come in small packages?!

The book tries to shed humour on the inevitable fate of some men, in an attempt to make them feel more comfortable with their micro penises.

This came after he believed he was the odd one out among most, only to later learn that small penises are far more common than he initially thought.

"A micropenis is usually defined as one two-and-a-half times smaller than the average penis length when erect, or less than 2.75 inches (7cm).

Very shmall.

"A systematic review published in 2015 put the average flaccid length penis at about 3.5 inches (9cm), and the average erect at 5 inches (13cm)."

If you got a micro penis just remember, it's not about the size of the wave, it's about the motion of the ocean.