Think your sex life sucks? This guy has it worse.
This bloke kept a record of the number of times he asked for - and subsequently was turned down - sex with his wife. And he documented her excuses in an Excel spreadsheet (seriously, we wonder how did he ever got laid in the first place).
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According to his research, they only did it 3 times (out of 27 attempts) in the last 7 weeks. So to make a point, he sent his findings to her.....which she then posted on the internet.