Aussie lad drunk off "10 cups of goon" gets mauled by croc

funny shit 21/03/2017

After drinking "about 10 cups of goon," 18-year-old Aussie lad, Lucas De Paauw, jumped into crocodile-infested water, to impress a British female tourist he'd just met, and to prove that: "backpackers were more likely to get eaten by a crocodile than Australians." 

That goon logic. 

He proved fuck all, seen as he was almost immediately attacked by a croc and was lucky to escape with his life... but has no regrets.

"It was all worth it. She's beautiful, caring and kind." 

De Paauw believes the stunt has convinced the beautiful tourist, Sophie Paterson, to go to the movies with him.

However, in a follow up interview with Nova Radio, Paterson was asked if she was impressed by De Paauw's bravery. 

"In all honesty, no, it wasn't exactly the best experience."

There was no chemistry before the attack, she added, as she had "only just met the kid".

“He’s too young for me," she said.

What if he got attacked by a great white shark?

Sophie said: “Being attacked by animals doesn't really do it for me."

Perhaps the crocodile-dundee inpired stunt didn't have quite the same charm De Paauw thought it would.