Dude tells his GF he's going for a quick beersie at his local, ends up in Ibiza

Ibiza 20/07/2017

It's been a long week. It's cold. It's wintry. You hit the pub for a cheeky beersie with the boys, start fantasising about a summer holiday, and then find yourself looking up flights and accomodation... 

Who hasn't been there? 

What's less common is actually booking the trip and hitting the airport, right then and there. 

Which is exactly what Gareth Kelly (and his boys) did. 

After helping his sister move house Gareth text his girlfriend, Hannah Williams to tell her he was going for a "quick pint" at the pub and would be home soon. Sidenote, is Rekorderlieg really considered a pint though?

Then around midnight Hannah received a text from Gareth saying he was jumping on a flight to Ibiza and he'd be back in a few days. 

Hannah was less than stoked. 

She told The Daily Mail: "I didn't believe him, I FaceTimed him to see where he was and who he was with, he was just laughing at me in the back of the taxi and telling me he was going to Ibiza."

"I genuinely thought he was taking the p***, he was just being a clown like he always is, he does normally go for a couple of drinks in the pub at the weekend but never ends up flying to Ibiza."

After that "Asking to be single ain't yo" shot, Hannah eventually saw the funny side in the situation.

The couple are apparently in their "honeymoon" period of the relationship. When everything smells like roses... and spontaneous trips to Ibiza with the lads... 


Hannah also expressed to The Daily Mail that her boyfriend "rarely says no to a drink."

"He does some crazy stuff sometimes. He's a lunatic. He doesn't take much convincing to do things, he just goes along with stuff that people suggest to him.

He is the only person that could get away with it, especially dropping work for five days, he just text his boss to say he'll be away and they were fine with it, he could get away with anything.

He is older than me by ten years so you'd think that it would be me that would be doing something like this, not the one who is meant to be a grown up."

Side note. She's hot af.

Goes for a beer at the pub, comes out with flights to Ibiza. Scores a babe ten years his junior. Gets out of work whenever he wants...

Despite your shoddy taste in cider Gareth, you're a god damn legend. 

Roisin Kelly.
(AKA Ro the web girl)