EDM fest Holy Ship! ask punters 'not to have sex with pizza'

Operators over at Holy Ship! have issued a wack new rule for ticket-holders: Don't have sex with the pizza... Tempting.

The ocean themed EDM fest, which goes down every year on a cruise ship is notorious for its hectic parties, has added a bizarre new sign in its pizza bar.  

“Sexual acts with our handcrafted pizzas can bring unintended health consequences and can pose a safety hazard for other passengers aboard our journey”.

“Due to incidents on previous sailings in which patrons engaged in uncouth behavior in the cafe, we feel it is our duty to remind our guests that pizza is for eating, not fornicating,” operators say.

“If you suffer from Sitophilia, or the sexual desire to fornicate with foods such as our pizzas, please inquire with one of our specialists in the medical bay below deck.”​