Coca-Cola launch new laxative drink for your mates that are full of it

Japan has a reputation for its hectic range of snack foods, and boy this one doesn't disappoint. 

Introducing Coca-Cola Plus, a variant on the ubiquitous fizzy bev which contains a hefty dose of dietary fibre.

So, that’s great news for everyone who has been slamming Coke and Laxettes independently, like absolute chumps. Catch you in the loos in Osaka, pals.