Some munter has gone viral after a story of him getting so cooked on MDMA that he was found filling a bathtub up with potatoes whilst wearing a bra. Nice.
We took took it to the listeners to find out what you're funniest stories are after being completely off your rocker.
Can't be as bad as this guy that text in saying he rented out his parent's house as a crack den.
Here's some of the actual texts!