Most of the UK have miraculously got back pain now that medicinal cannabis could be legalised

In the recent news that medicinal cannabis legalisation could be on the cards for the UK, many of the public are now complaining of back pain they've "never experienced before" in what we can only assume is a bid to try score themselves a prescription. LOL.

*Wink, wink, nudge, nudge*

I've tried Nurofen and Paracetomal but nothing seems to work.

We see you mate, we see you.