Keep getting swiped left? Ol no match Nigel?
The women of Reddit are here to help.
Recently a thread went off, discussing in depth what deal-breakers men are always writing on their dating profiles.
Here are some of the highlights:
"Anything that insinuates you’re too good to be on [insert dating site here]. If you were really too good for Tinder, you wouldn’t be on Tinder."
The George FM translation: Alright hot shit, we're all on here too, no need to be an up-your-own-ass c*nt about it.
"Anything along the lines of “just tired of games” or “looking for someone who is real” You sound like a whiney person who has some serious baggage."
The George FM translation: Being a "nice guy" does NOT mean being a whiny little bitch.
“I’m an alpha.”
The George FM translation: I'm a fuckboi douchebag, I will try put it in your ass without asking, and then I'll fuck two of your mates.
"Their sexual resumé. I had one guy say he had a 10 inch cock, was down for cuffs, and loved to eat ass. Next!
Also… I hate the term Sapiosexual. I like intelligent people, but you sound like a pompous ass if you’re using Sapiosexual."
The George FM translation: Big dicks can be fun, but you should probably have something more than ass eating and length going for you.
Also, on the complete other end of the spectrum, if you're sick of going on dates with basic bitches, don't be a wanker about it, just have a conversation ffs. If you're that much of a "sapiosexual" you should be able to sense the basic pretty quick.
“My truck is the most important thing in the world”
George FM Translation: Well, you're going to be a real shit yarn. And no I don't wanna know how your hydraulic tri-shaft exhaust refuckulator works.
"When men list, “Makin $$$”, under profession. I don’t understand are they printing out counterfeit bills?"
The George FM Translation: Makin $$$ is not a job. You can be makin $$$ just by sitting on your mum's couch on the benny mate. Give us SOME detail.
About me: “Just ask”
Likes: “Idk, lots of stuff lol”
Either that, or “I’m a true gentleman just looking for a real lady.” Self-proclaimed gentleman are usually damaged, doormats, or wish reality was like TV-1950s.
But the worst – the actual worst – only reveal themselves after you start messaging. The ones who make you carry the whole conversation. They never ask questions, even when they were the ones who initiated, and they give one-sentence answers. The worst.
George FM Translation: I'm not going to fuck you based on that photo of you and your fish alone. Please put SOME effort into yarns so I can figure out whether or not you're a psychopath.
Also, don't be a bitch.
Read the full Reddit thread here.
(Ro the web girl)