Diplo's travel advice: girls, weed, Netflix and getting diarrhea while DJ-ing

The ol’ flaming liquid shits happen to us all guys. Nothing to be embarrassed about, even Thomas Wesley Pentz (AKA Diplo) gets ass piss…mid set.

The worst thing is DJ-ing with diarrhea.

During an interview with GQ last week, Diplo said the worst thing to happen on tour is DJ-ing with diarrhea.

Yes. That actually happened. And he talked about it.

As a DJ who averages around 320 flights a year, Diplo very rarely gets down time. So, when diarrhea stikes while DJ-ing, Diplo says he’s one to power through.

You just have to concentrate, get it done. I'm a soldier.


"The worst thing that can happen on tour is getting sick because then you have to cancel shows and rehab yourself. Actually, that’s not the worst thing. The worst thing is DJ-ing with diarrhea."

A surprised interviewer asked if he’d ever actually been hit with the Hershey squirts in the middle of a set.

To which he replied: "Of course!"

"You have to get through it. You're like in Vegas or something and ... whatever. It's the worst. You just have to concentrate, get it done. I'm a soldier."

During the interview Diplo also provided some stellar travel advice, revealed his weed smoking habits, his thoughts about girls on tour, and talked about his social media strategy, and fave Netflix shows to binge.

Girls on the road are a waste of time.


Quote unquote: “Don’t waste your time with girls. Girls on the road are a waste of time.”

We smell bullshit mate… last time you were here there were a few ladies we know who got invites to the hotel room...

We mean sure, *cough cough* yeah, girls are a waste of time. And Calvin Harris is a virgin. 

Read the full interview here. There's some fairly stand out quotes from your boy Thomas Wesley Pentz.

In other Diplo news, Katy Perry just named and shamed Diplo as her lowest rated celebrity fuck. Coming in third to John Mayer and Orlando Bloom. Burn mate. 

But probably not as bad a burn as that code brown situation. 

Good thing you're a "solider" Diplo.

And hey, doesn't matter what Katy Perry says. We'd bone you a hella lot quicker than those other two options.